[ not quite: the hair's human, spidery lashes the blonde baby curls, but it's only teeth dropped down its hard porcelain neck. they rattle as it bashes the side of its sealed crate.
cedric's armed, but only for routine; just shirtsleeves and a prybar. a nearby box levers open over diplomacy's precious stash of tea and sugar. ]
S'posed to curse its owners. Folks slipping out the bath, choking on a bone — that kinna thing. But it weren't active when we took it.
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[ not quite: the hair's human, spidery lashes the blonde baby curls, but it's only teeth dropped down its hard porcelain neck. they rattle as it bashes the side of its sealed crate.
cedric's armed, but only for routine; just shirtsleeves and a prybar. a nearby box levers open over diplomacy's precious stash of tea and sugar. ]
S'posed to curse its owners. Folks slipping out the bath, choking on a bone — that kinna thing. But it weren't active when we took it.